Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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