They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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