I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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