Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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