Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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