Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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