We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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