so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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