I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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