ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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