What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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