Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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