I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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