were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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