i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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