I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I supernannyed him into submission
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
