Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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