Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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