We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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