if you like me you must not know who I am
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Come see our sink grown plant.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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