Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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