If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I didn't notice because vodka
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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