he thought i was a dude.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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