Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
