distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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