It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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