Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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