She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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