i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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