I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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