if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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