VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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