I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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