smell my finger.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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