North Korea, Best Korea!
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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