I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
