Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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