that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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