My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
NoShamevember. You game?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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