yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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