by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
there is glitter all over my balls
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