This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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