people are starting to question the shark bite story
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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