Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He has the fingertips of a God
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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