I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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