He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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