Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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