the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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