Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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