i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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