If i come over, it means nothing
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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