Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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