and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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