White coat. Heels.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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