oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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