but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
