the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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