How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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