On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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