i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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