Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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