You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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