what if I'm pregnant?
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His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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